Sep '09

Man Sues Bank of America for "1784 Billion, Trillion Dollars"

Store launches underpants for left-handed men

Mafia boss used crocodile to extort money

Man drove car into deputy's home

Phone number detailing Maritime lobster aid information is actually sex line

Mass. postal worker admits to stealing 30000 DVDs

Thief Caught Leaving Facebook Open

French factory workers pose nude for calendar in an attempt to save their jobs

Naked man, 91, holds drunken intruder at gunpoint

Man accused of sword attack after finding soda can

Ohio couple gets car stolen after auto accident

NJ police say pot plants growing on High Street

Kansas couple's trash bin tryst takes wrong turn

Man accused of trading dad's car for $50 in crack

Police: Fake cop arrested after stopping La. mayor

Boy faked kidnapping to cover for bad report

Cops: Man loses stepson while trying to buy drugs

PETA wants to turn Va. prison into chicken museum

Elderly man with oxygen tank robs Calif. bank

Man dons monkey masks to elude tickets

Police: Ohio robbery suspect asked victim for date

Del. trooper nabs man wearing colleague's watch

Girl Poses As 71-Year-Old To Save On Tuition

Woman allegedly swapped baby for house

Professor may face jail if LA weatherman harassed

Man allegedly calls 911 twice to say he's hungry

Bank's thumbprint rule irks man born with no arms

Ex-inmate injured trying to sneak back into jail

Man admits crawling into outhouse pit _ again

Excuse me, ma'am, are you sloshing?

Norwegian complains to police about prostitute; gets slapped with $1,300 fine

Man Steals Church Money; Breaks Leg

Aug '09

Robber comes back to grab TV while police still at house

Mariachis set world record in Mexican city

Naked man hijacks bus carrying students

Granny get your (stun) gun

Police: Man leaves kids in car, goes to strip club

Man upset over parade allegedly hits cop with car

Boy sets friend on fire — then does it again

Barber tries to rob store over bad beef jerky

Wyo. man spots his SUV on way to report it stolen

Burglar targets North Bend police station

Would-be robber buzzes store to get in

Holdup note helps nab alleged robber in Utah

Is this New Zealand's dumbest criminal?

Venice hotel mistake creates rush for 1 cent weekend

Patient accused of biting off doctor's fingertip

Md. judge admits deflating tire over parking spot

FBI: Man gives teller ID before robbing bank

Woman nabbed twice for DUI on same night in 2 cars

Woman hurls mug at Mona Lisa painting

Man convicted of groping Minnie Mouse

Cops Taser 76-year-old tractor driver

Fake nurse awarded herself ’Nurse of the Year’

Florida inmates make, sell their own hot sauce

Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat

14-Year-Old Crashes Dad’s SUV On Way To Buy Skittles

Burger King: No shoes rule taken too far with baby

Hypnotist fined for stealing a kiss on a date

Brazil forest group: Go green & go in the shower

Fans urged to drink whisky to ward off swine flu

Man sneaks into U.K. on bus full of border agents

Woman demands refund for vacation spoiled by naked girls

1 Family Sole Occupants of 32-Story Tower

Mich. woman's begging to get smokes ends in arrest

Seattle bank teller chases robber, loses job