The Heatherless Headlines

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73500138318456382572011-07-31T03:06:58.288-04:00The Heatherless HeadlinesHeather Richards from Michiana News Channel, heard mornings with Tommie & The Bartender on WAOR, is a REAL journalist...and should NEVER have to read dreck like this. So we read 'em instead...Tleewaorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09196854428845842909noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7350013831845638257.post-12359179209489683892009-09-01T06:09:00.016-04:002009-09-30T06:01:54.988-04:00Sep '09<a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://gothamist.com/2009/09/28/man_sues_bank_of_america_for_1784_b.php">Man Sues Bank of America for "1784 Billion, Trillion Dollars"</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://in.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idINTRE58M5FM20090923">Store launches underpants for left-handed men</a>‎<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/09/24/italy.mafia.crocodile/index.html">Mafia boss used crocodile to extort money</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090922/ARTICLES/909221007/0/MAGAZINE">Man drove car into deputy's home</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5gKxTdkGqDvRfvpnpJjTEvPfgrhyQ">Phone number detailing Maritime lobster aid information is actually sex line</a><br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gYets6W-l6pH_0RtN5g-RTaDOZowD9ASDGTG0">Mass. postal worker admits to stealing 30000 DVDs</a>‎<br /><br /><a href="http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/09/18/burglar-leaves-facebook-page-open-at-victims-house/">Thief Caught Leaving Facebook Open</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/09/21/2009-09-21_french_factory_workers_pose_nude_for_calendar_in_an_attempt_to_save_their_jobs.html#ixzz0RpYwbTwE">French factory workers pose nude for calendar in an attempt to save their jobs</a><br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gQxh0qOppxuE_TVJ3XV2gu83BhrAD9AR39680">Naked man, 91, holds drunken intruder at gunpoint</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jiKGq0rTp5QLUvh2tDrL-qCsWgJwD9AR31401">Man accused of sword attack after finding soda can</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gVS5fniOB2jf3d8AttkuU-_sRSfgD9APJMG00">Ohio couple gets car stolen after auto accident</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ikC6Flv8F-7osF7IzMjW_uqR9OQQD9AP9R884">NJ police say pot plants growing on High Street</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gC78Hg9ogBu_qoZ63V9b7AyKyyqwD9ANUIB00">Kansas couple's trash bin tryst takes wrong turn</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5i_IPBSB4DIFIFQnBL_0lBLBsazYAD9AOOCJ00">Man accused of trading dad's car for $50 in crack</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jUUZNYB-q19Oo8xFFdaQ8dtrmw2QD9ANUG300">Police: Fake cop arrested after stopping La. mayor</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3485680.html">Boy faked kidnapping to cover for bad report</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jrJZgwwX9JrZ8VpAqH2CgyD040eAD9ANABTO5">Cops: Man loses stepson while trying to buy drugs</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gSN4NvD4MInECtYWpOb5ogycQ6IgD9ANANG00">PETA wants to turn Va. prison into chicken museum</a>‎<br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/09/12/10862041-ap.html?cid=ETF">Elderly man with oxygen tank robs Calif. bank </a><br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/09/11/10848996-ap.html?cid=ETF">Man dons monkey masks to elude tickets</a><br /><br /><a class="link" href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9AJG0TG0&show_article=1">Police: Ohio robbery suspect asked victim for date</a><br /><br /><a class="link" href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9AJBKNG0&show_article=1">Del. trooper nabs man wearing colleague's watch</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.wsbtv.com/money/20711308/detail.html?taf=atl">Girl Poses As 71-Year-Old To Save On Tuition</a><br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/09/06/10773551-ap.html?cid=ETF">Woman allegedly swapped baby for house</a><br /><br /><a class="usg-AFQjCNFckiAzNuYwx4PWotbXBx3Hw1WZZA " href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g6iVyQcCdB2AEsPQgV1cOMu5Z5NAD9AG18HG1" target="_self">Professor may face jail if LA weatherman harassed</a><br /><br /><a class="usg-AFQjCNGg1ry-fWJMtTfJp3e0HKR-mXdzYw " href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j_22KoqkuvLoUZ7cEfBqNEW1QCqwD9AG1ULO0" target="_self">Man allegedly calls 911 twice to say he's hungry</a><br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5imIhTyluEa2nM9GpD1LjBDoM8NYAD9AF4L100">Bank's thumbprint rule irks man born with no arms</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hFcvw7UfaJdUzxSC88vrPPWtPnEAD9AFCBUG0">Ex-inmate injured trying to sneak back into jail</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iHgIF8woh7o71kZITZJiumpwmeQwD9AENOF01">Man admits crawling into outhouse pit _ again</a>‎<br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jOtI0u-DjBFKmWAjfnnZCVGI16IAD9AEP4D01">Excuse me, ma'am, are you sloshing?</a>‎<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/090831/K083102AU.html">Norwegian complains to police about prostitute; gets slapped with $1,300 fine</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.wsbtv.com/news/20653177/detail.html?taf=atl">Man Steals Church Money; Breaks Leg</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7350013831845638257-1235917920948968389?l=heatherless.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tleewaorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09196854428845842909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7350013831845638257.post-46639737851238137462009-08-03T06:37:00.018-04:002009-08-31T07:18:27.252-04:00Aug '09<a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/08/29/10669461-ap.html?cid=ETF">Robber comes back to grab TV while police still at house</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http://news.aol.com/article/mariachis-set-world-record-in-mexican/646498&ei=ZbGbSvCANOXknQe-g6GoBQ&sa=X&oi=spellmeleon_result&resnum=2&ct=result&usg=AFQjCNGSPaVkKrOeoEQCCney-zQKeCPezw">Mariachis set world record in Mexican city</a><br /><br /><a style="COLOR: #cc0000" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.emailthis.clickability.com/et/emailThis?clickMap=viewThis&etMailToID=1232520518" target="_blank"><span style="color:#336666;"><strong>Naked man hijacks bus carrying students</strong></span></a><span style="color:#336666;"><strong><br /><br /></strong></span><a style="FONT-WEIGHT: 100; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #146634" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://shar.es/PHDi" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span style="font-size:100%;color:#336666;"><strong>Granny get your (stun) gun</strong></span> </span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32548247/ns/us_news-weird_news/">Police: Man leaves kids in car, goes to strip club</a><br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jdTxekUsAQvyqneV7wK3Q3vyQb8wD9A9JJ502">Man upset over parade allegedly hits cop with car</a>‎<br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/08/20/10536906-ap.html?cid=ETF">Boy sets friend on fire — then does it again</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iBcH-7ocMhHqdNcyFZb2vwyNKjxQD9A84SMO0">Barber tries to rob store over bad beef jerky</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9A6AHI01&show_article=1">Wyo. man spots his SUV on way to report it stolen</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g84hyftNOn7pAJsAH7s6CzAmbUxgD9A658O83">Burglar targets North Bend police station</a><br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/08/14/10465976-cp.html?cid=ETF">Would-be robber buzzes store to get in</a><br /><br /><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'news_result','','res','1','')" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jtRdF_n_fKzeh5Q0GmN7bJnHwtyAD9A4T94G1">Holdup note helps nab alleged robber in Utah</a>‎<br /><br /><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/2757514/Is-this-New-Zealands-dumbest-criminal" target="_blank">Is this New Zealand's dumbest criminal?</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/email/idUSTRE57E16G20090815">Venice hotel mistake creates rush for 1 cent weekend</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9A2BN0G0&show_article=1">Patient accused of biting off doctor's fingertip</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9A2BMVO0&show_article=1">Md. judge admits deflating tire over parking spot</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9A1POTO0&show_article=1">FBI: Man gives teller ID before robbing bank</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9A1MG081&show_article=1">Woman nabbed twice for DUI on same night in 2 cars</a><br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/08/11/10430656-ap.html?cid=ETF">Woman hurls mug at Mona Lisa painting</a><br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/08/11/10428091-ap.html?cid=ETF">Man convicted of groping Minnie Mouse</a><br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/08/05/10371656-ap.html?cid=ETF">Cops Taser 76-year-old tractor driver</a><br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/08/06/10384616-ap.html?cid=rssnewsworld">Fake nurse awarded herself ’Nurse of the Year’</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99VMV702&show_article=1">Florida inmates make, sell their own hot sauce</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99V2BMO0&show_article=1">Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.wsbtv.com/news/20303976/detail.html?taf=atl">14-Year-Old Crashes Dad’s SUV On Way To Buy Skittles</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99TO1I82&show_article=1">Burger King: No shoes rule taken too far with baby</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99T64400&show_article=1">Hypnotist fined for stealing a kiss on a date</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99ST35G0&show_article=1">Brazil forest group: Go green & go in the shower</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090803/od_nm/us_russia_fans_odd">Fans urged to drink whisky to ward off swine flu</a><br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/08/01/10336916-ap.html?cid=ETF">Man sneaks into U.K. on bus full of border agents </a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.gadling.com/2009/07/31/woman-demands-refund-for-vacation-spoiled-by-naked/">Woman demands refund for vacation spoiled by naked girls</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/08/01/national/main5204171.shtml?tag=pop">1 Family Sole Occupants of 32-Story Tower</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99QSMVO0&show_article=1">Mich. woman's begging to get smokes ends in arrest</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99R3RAO0&show_article=1">Seattle bank teller chases robber, loses job</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7350013831845638257-4663973785123813746?l=heatherless.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tleewaorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09196854428845842909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7350013831845638257.post-33778721515865718712009-07-01T06:27:00.019-04:002009-07-31T06:29:50.433-04:00July '09<a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/07/28/10294471.html?cid=ETF">Man bites cop over parking ticket</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99P460G0&show_article=1">Man charged with attacking roommate with coconut</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99ODT1O0&show_article=1">Woman allegedly runs over husband after argument</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99ODT2G0&show_article=1">Holy car! Utah boy goes for spin to avoid church</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99NMKFO0&show_article=1">Panhandler steals man's money, then punches him</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99NP9J80&show_article=1">Detroit man says stress led him to rob banks</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99N53181&show_article=1">Bikini-clad woman accused of carjacking in Miss.</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99N531O0&show_article=1">Alcohol-fueled brawl clouds Maine cod fish races</a><br /><br /><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.kirotv.com/technology/20151730/detail.html?treets=sea&tid=2655320322813&tml=sea_nots&tmi=sea_nots_1_01000107242009&ts=H" target="_blank">New Service Lets Jews Tweet Prayer To God</a><br /><br /><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.kirotv.com/news/20160807/detail.html?treets=sea&tid=2655320322813&tml=sea_nots&tmi=sea_nots_1_01000107242009&ts=H" target="_blank">Land Mine Donated To Goodwill</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99KGD980&show_article=1">Group claims the Wienermobile broke law in Hawaii</a><br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/07/22/10227961-ap.html?cid=ETF">U.S. town finally gets phone service</a><br /><br /><a style="COLOR: #cc0000" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.emailthis.clickability.com/et/emailThis?clickMap=viewThis&etMailToID=1275015330" target="_blank"><span style="color:#000099;">Florida town fires manager married to porn star</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99JMVG81&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">Iowa man used stolen cash to pay bond</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99IPEK00&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">Grandchildren left in car while Fla. woman gambled</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-marijuana-iphone-app,0,6240070.story"><span style="color:#000099;">New iPhone App Helps Users Find Pot Dealers</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/07/20/10201911-ap.html?cid=ETF"><span style="color:#000099;">Man Tasered burst into flames</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/07/17/10171941-ap.html?cid=ETF"><span style="color:#000099;">Jobless benefits site adds insult to injury</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99HH7PO0&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">Lawsuit: dentist dropped tools down man's throat</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99HH8580&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">Young Pa. lemonade sellers have brush with law</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99FSS4O0&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">NC man calls 911 to report he's robbing bank</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99FSQT00&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">Pa. woman warned about gator finds pot lab instead</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090715/od_nm/us_mattress_odd_1"><span style="color:#000099;">Man tries to fix airbed, blows up apartment</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99FAV200&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">NH man charged 23 quadrillion dollars for smokes</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99EDODG0&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">Man uses beer to entice alleged burglar to leave</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/07/11/10102451-ap.html?cid=ETF"><span style="color:#000099;">Parolee robs bank, hails undercover cop</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/07/09/10077016-ap.html?cid=ETF"><span style="color:#000099;">Parents call police after tot too good at hide-and-seek</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8021185.stm"><span style="color:#000099;">Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99DG6BO3&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">Toy-gun robber foiled by bat-wielding store worker</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D996133G1&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">Cops zap pastor protesting traffic stop at church</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D995RG201&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">Man charged with stealing watch at courthouse</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D995BC700&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">Conn. police say pot dealer used McNugget box</span></a><span style="color:#000099;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D995BC680&show_article=1"><span style="color:#000099;">Man allegedly drenches wife with hose for smoking</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7350013831845638257-3377872151586571871?l=heatherless.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tleewaorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09196854428845842909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7350013831845638257.post-27248921347152957072009-06-18T06:48:00.009-04:002009-06-30T06:21:31.005-04:00June '09<a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D994M1T00&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Woman takes kneeling woman's cash in church</span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D994MAKG0&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Woman on tracks to 'clear her mind' hit by train</span></strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090627/D9933GQG0.html"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Former mayor in Georgia arrested for nudity</span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/2538148/Honeymoon-is-over" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Honeymoon is over</span></strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D991TMSO1&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Man allegedly tries to run down wife, but crashes</span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D992271G0&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Michigan suspect turns himself in...kind of</span></strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D991DBEO0&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Inmate uses toilet paper cardboard to escape cell</span></strong></a><span style="font-family:courier new;"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /></span><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D991B4B80&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Mom, after 13 beers, can't recover custody of kids</span></strong></a><span style="font-family:courier new;"><br /></span><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D990JLLO0&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Woman puts man in sleeper hold, stops bank heist</span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D990O3K00&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Craigslist pot ad leads to pot bust</span></strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9902O981&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Woman calls 911, then allegedly keys police car</span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9902O9G1&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Oahu firefighters cause blaze at own fire station</span></strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/06/19/9862666-ap.html?cid=ETF"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Couple with swine flu marries in masks</span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98V9B780&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Woman says she was evicted over Easter decor</span></strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98TECIG0&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Man unwittingly follows would-be victim to police</span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98TECHG0&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Man attacked in Okla. for bologna sandwich</span></strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98SP3UG1&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Caught red-haired: Dye job leads police to suspect</span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98SP3VG0&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Sub allegedly chokes student during dodgeball game</span></strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/06/15/9807261-ap.html?cid=ETF"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Montana to hold lying contest </span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98S3VMO0&show_article=1"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Clerk shoots man after cell phone deflects knife</span></strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2009/06/15/20090615ODDmoroni-lightning0615-ON.html"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">New Mormon temple's angel struck by lightning</span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE55E2Z520090615"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Musicians attacked at wedding</span></strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.aol.com/article/us-familys-photo-turns-up-in-czech-ad/522807?icid=mainmaindl2link3http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fus-familys-photo-turns-up-in-czech-ad%2F522807"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">US Family's Photo Turns Up in Czech Ad</span></strong></a><br /><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a class="headline" href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/06/13/9789216-sun.html"><strong><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Umpire ejects entire crowd</span></strong></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' 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